Dawn and Chad.

Sorry people.

I've been extremely busy.

And is still busy.

LOL.

Assignments + Tests + Exams = Craziness.

Anyway, last sunday, when daddy went to "stock up" some fish ( because a few had died) I followed and saw these cute lil things.

I couldn't resist it and bought two of those cute fish.

I assume they are a male and a female. Well because I want them to be.

So meet my new fish!

Aren't they adorable???

Oh...and they are NOT PREGNANT k.

They are fat around the tummy, which is what makes it so cute.

Daddy asked me to name them, so I decided to name the "girl" DAWN.

Meet.... DAWN!!

She is so pretty!!

As for the guy, I asked baby to think of a name and he came up with Chad.

Meet..... CHAD!!

One thing that is really irritating about them is they SHIT TOO MUCH.

And therefore I had to change the water pretty often.

Ready...get set...GO!

I hope they will make babies!!!

Hehehe

.

Wee...I love them!!

xoxo,

Jaclyn

Muah Google...

Well people I've come a long way because...

THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH POST.



And so I decided to dedicate this special post to my dear friend, Joc a.k.a my google.
=)



She had left to Melbourne last week, and I'm missing her already.
She had an open house/ farewell party the day before she departs.



All in the party was fun. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

We love the black label!

Looking a lil high.

We lurvee the cards.

Hmm...guess the winner is pretty obvious.

Joc has the biggest ass. LOL.

Sexyback.

Omg..I looked so short.

Me and the black label.

The gals.

Muah, the wine and Joc.

Me, Aemilia and Laine.

When Jas is still around.

=)

Before me and shuet may leave....

I had to control on my alcohol intake cause I had class the next day.

But still, I was a lil tipsy the next day.

Dear Joc,

Thank you for being there for me. We have been friends for around 5 years.

We've been through thick and thin. Things aren't always great between us but we'll always come around. Don't worry, the secrets during the truth and dare session will not be told to anyone. Well.. except for the other three in that room on that faithful night. =)

Thank you for being my google and giving me advice when I need it the most. Things are looking up now and I'm glad I took you advice and thoroughly think about my decision.

Thank you for all the wine and black label and alcohol provided. LOL. I needed it pretty badly that day.

I will always treasure those days we spent together ( i.e our nasi lemak lovers practices).

You are indeed a pretty strong gal. But sometimes is very important to let go.

It is not easy but I guess you are doing your best.

Just try harder and know that the decision made is best for both of you. Think of the future and try to imagine all the goods that will bring to you in the end.

I'm sure you can do it.

Just enjoy your life and be happy.

I shall see you soon!!

ps: Remember to bring back some hot hunks for us!!!

Love ya babe!!!

Fuck Vs So Hai

Someone said so hai to me while chatting, so I told Ling about it.
And here's the convo between us.

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
o_O

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
warao

Jay-ce-linn says:
so vulgar

Jay-ce-linn says:
LOLLLL

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
no nid to scold ppl so hai also lar

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
=.=

Jay-ce-linn says:
at least i stick to my fuck

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
stupid vagina

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
lol

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
YAH

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
fuck is so much more gentle

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
LOL

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
like wtf

Jay-ce-linn says:
fuck sounds so much better

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
._.

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
yes

Jay-ce-linn says:
n so hai n diu

Jay-ce-linn says:
like so rude

Jay-ce-linn says:
LOLLL

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
YES YES

Yi Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling says:
hhahahaha

Conclusion : Fuck is much better than "so hai" and "diu".
LOL.

Drama. Drama

Okay.
Lets make something clear.

Firstly, I shall apologise to Rita for misunderstanding you.
I was stupid enough to believe that asshole.

Secondly, the BITCH I was talking about in my previous post wasn't you.
That asshole only created his fictional story and told me AFTER I've blogged that post.
So it couldn't be you.
So please do not misunderstood about that too.

And well...finally to that ASSHOLE.
Thank you for creating SO MUCH TROUBLE TO ME.
Why don't you just go mind your own business instead of busy creating fucking stories that doesn't exist.

And people, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE LA K.
The last thing I need now is more drama.

------- Peace --------

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!

It's the RAT year!!

I shall wish everyone a prosperous chinese new year and GONG XI FA CAI!!
Don't forget my ang pau!!!

Anyway I just finished my damn stats presentation so I'm kinda hyper now even though is 4 in the morning.
So I decided to blog about last monday.


A Night In Joc's Crib
LOL.

Before heading to the station where all of us are supposed to meet, I met up with Mr.Emo ( which wouldn't stop smoking..ishh!), had a few drinks with him and chatted a lil.
And thanks to him my whole body smell like smoke afterwards.
I'm soooo gonna get lung cancer.


Then I went to Bandar Tun Razak station and waited for others, I was extremely excited 'cause for once I was PUNCTUAL.
You don't see that in Miss Jaclyn very often.
But then Joc called and said she was STILL IN SUNWAY so we had to hail a cab to her house.


Ling and Shuet May reached shortly after me and together we went around to get a cab.
But NO FUCKING TAXI IS WILLING TO FETCH US!!
They all gave the same stupid reason saying it's TOO JAM.

So we were totally stuck there.

And so after a couple of frustrated phone calls we had no choice but to wait for Joc to come and fetch us.
And I was so fucking hungry 'cause I drank ice lemon tea before that.
The three of us weren't happy.

You can see that through our faces.



From left to right : Stoned.Wtf.Pissed






Thinking how are we gonna kill Joc.


Then after like ONE AND A HALF HOUR later, Joc finally came.
We had to keep our cool for not yelling and getting angry at her.
And believe me, it was TOUGH.


Then there was the road block or whatsoever causes us to go all the way down town and back to the steamboat place.
OH.. and I've specially requested to eat steamboat.
LOL.


So we talked and talked.

And fucking embarrassing-ly I cried while eating.
Thanks to joc and laine.
HMPH.


The smoke keep following her!!!

After our tummy are filled, we head back to Joc's house.

*******

And then I realised there's this bitch which I don't know what I did to her that she's so fucking bitchy to me.
Don't think you wrote nasty comment to me and I don't know who you are, BITCH.
'Cause I got a damn smart friend who taught me how.


And btw, I NEVER LIKE YOU TOO.

Just that I had WAYYYY TOOO MUCH MORAL compare to you than to write nasty comment to people when I did NOTHING TO YOU.
You can just go fuck yourself la k.


Oh and I'm definitely wayyyyy HOTTER THAN YOU 'cause I got my PRIDE.

I may be being too harsh but you know what? Bitches like you don't deserve ANY of my RESPECT.

******

So anyway then we went to sing our hearts out in Joc's entertainment room.
Joc's parents nicely gave us a bottle of wine!!
Hehe.

But um..the wine didn't exactly taste good.
LOL.
But anyhow, I couldn't give a damn about it and drank most of the wine.

So suddenly, I felt extremely dizzy.
And the rest was well....history.

Okay okay, I was kinda drunk I guess.
Or kinda might have been an understatement.
According to joc I was half drunk.
LOL.

I THINK I....

-dirty danced ( Joc said I touched her everywhere!! LOL)

-kept asking for more wine ( which joc in return gave me fake wine thinking I was dumb..HMPH)

-my pitch was totally out while singing


-and well...cried a lot.


Joc even took a video of me while I was dancing with dunno who.


The Emo Girl and The Too Damn Happy Girl.






I can't really recall when were these pictures taken.


Playing Choh Tai De. I was the bodiless one.

After a lot of singing and heart-wrenching cries and to the bathroom countless times, we decided to go up to Joc's room.


And so it was already around 4am and we decided to play truth and dare.


It was by far the MOST FASCINATING..INTERESTING..AMAZING truth and dare I've ever played.
LOL.
The dare they told me to do was SO LAME.
Of course whatever that was said that night will never leave that room.

Laine fell asleep halfway through the game, and woke up, and slept back.
Kekeke. Such a piggy.

So we finally decided to sleep at around 6 something.
And four of us had to share joc's bed while ling gets her own bed.
HMPH.

Woke up in the morning feeling extremely woozy.
I only had two hours of sleep.

The others continued sleeping.




I was having a headache and I vomitted.
=(
Too much alcohol for me I guess.

And then we went Time Square after that.
Laine went back though.

I had my eyebrows done for the first time in the same shop as Jas.
LOL.
And Joc, Joc's friend ( Pei Pei, hope I didn't spell it wrongly), and Shuet May all stared while I was having it done.
The results was quite satisfying.




And then we went to do something extremely wtf.
WE WENT TO TAKE PHOTO STICKERS.
And it was so freaking expensive k.
( Thanks joc!!! Keke)





And since the three of us are so freaking blur to that kind of things, Joc's friend taught us almost everything.
Not a bad experience though.
LOL.


When I reached home I was soooooo freaking beaten I fell straight to my bed.
Just Like That.

Happy Birthday!!

Time flies..
I feel so old...

simply because..

JASMINE TURNS THE BIG ONE EIGHT!!!!!

HAPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JIE!!!!!!!!!!


Sorry I can't go sunway!!!

Love ya always..


xoxo,
Jaclyn

Found this in Ki-Yun's blog.
Decided to try it out.


What Jaclyn Yap Hae Ying Means :

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.


You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.


You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.



You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.



You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

*******************************************************

LOL.
I'm pretty speechless.
Because well..it's quite true for me too!!!

Sorry.

There's nothing more I could do.
There's nothing more I could say.

I do not think that I'm making a wrong decision.
I stick to what I did.

I believe in you.
It has nothing to do with what you said.

We need a break.
We need to calm down.
We need a time off.

I dare not promise you anything.
As me myself could not predict the future.
I will not promise you anything.
Because I do not want to give you hope.

I know what you want.
I know what you are thinking.
You want me to take back my words.
You want me to say it was all just a bad joke.

You want me to promise you everything.
But I will not.

I am selfish.
I realised that.
You do not deserve all this.
You deserve better.

That's why I made this decision.
I had to stop being selfish.
And I couldn't think about a better way to do it.

Hence, I hope you will take it lightly.
I know it is not easy for you but it isn't to me too.
I've hurt you so badly.
Words could not descride how sorry I felt.

Only time can prove whether everything is still worth while.
So please, I'm sorry.

-Jaclyn-