Zhng My Phone!

I zhng-ed my phone!!!

Instead of the usual pink colour gemstones people use, which I find boring and lala, I chose GOLD instead!


Ta-da!




Nice kan?

I wanted the zhng the whole phone but I only bought one packet.
I need another 5 packets at least!!!

The downside is....

They will fall off anytime.

The Match.

I am very very upset.

I stayed up to watch ze match.
3hrs okay.

And it was SO CLOSE.
So so close.

Sigh.

Saw so many ppl wearing MU jersey in college today.
Grrrr...

Happy Wesak Day

Random what's-on-my-mind stuff.

1) I'm really dreading for my malaysian studies test tomorrow.
6 chapters, approximately 300 hundred slides.

2) The one thing I hate being a vegetarian is that I get hungry very quickly.
( Because I'm a full-day vegetarian today..*stomach growling*)

3) Thomas Cup sucks.

4) Why I love wesak day -

a) because I get to be under the hot burning sun.
b) because I enjoy being pushed by rude aunts.
c) because I love getting hot ashes stinging my skin.
d) because I like having smoke in my eyes that causes my eyes to tear.

Should make a fairly well essay with such strong points.

5) I've watched Juno (somehow not shown in malaysia).

My convo with Aaron Chiu on Juno.

Me : You should watch JUNO..IT'S SO NICE!!!

Aaron : Juno? Hmm..sounds familiar.
What is it about?

Me: Go google it then you know.

Aaron: I think I've watched it in cinemax before.
It's something about possessed animals right?

Me: o_O Yah yah. Possessed animals. *trying hard not to laugh*


Well, Juno is NOTHING NEAR SOMETHING ABOUT POSSESSED ANIMALS OKAY.

It's about this 16 year old girl, Juno (Ellen Page) got pregnant and all.
And she was going to give up the baby for adoption.
~ The story goes on ~


6) I think plastic surgery is a waste of money.
Why go under the knife and risk your life when you can...PHOTOSHOP.

It's free.
There's no side effects.
And there's NO PAIN!
Only AMPLE LOTS OF FUN!!!

This is before.




And this is after.




I had a/an....

- eye enlargement surgery.
- a badly done nose job.
- botox.
- a boobs job. (Wakakaka)

Pretty proud of myself lorr...
You think so easy ar.
lalalala...


Okay.
Tata.

Sir, Please Don't Read My Blog

LOL.
I hope you can't remember the website.

Go read Lee's, Jon's or Daryl's blog (I've linked them!) but don't read mine please.
I would like to have a lil privacy. =)
And also so that it won't affect my assignment marks.


We are learning photoshop this week and I've learned so so much.
I'm trying to download the CS3 version but stupid comp is taking a zillion years to complete.
Zzz..

Not only that it won't let me download Kaspersky.
I was so freaking pissed.
Ish...stupid stupid.

So anyway, I watched Iron Man and What happens In Vegas in the same week.
Iron man is really nice ( double thumbs up!) and I prefer it so much more compare to Transformers.
But I did not stay up till the end and missed the last part!!! (It was after the movie)
Ughhh...I told ling to wait but then we waited for so long and they were still singing the damn ending song.
BOO!

What happens in vegas was pretty okay I guess.
The plot is fairly predictable.
And it kinda makes you wanna go Vegas....ahhh the Sin City!


Okay gtg. I'm hungry.
Roar.

Shit..I really feel like eating maggie mee.
Like really badly.
:O

I'm taking a break from my assignmentS now.

They are seriously stressing me out.
Especially my stupid IS assignment.

After my mid-sem break, my college life is HELL.

I have 5 tests coming soon, and 3 assignments on hand, 1 assignment coming right up.

I find myself snoozing my time away whenever I can because I'm so freaking tired ALL THE TIME.
Of course it's not only me, my classmates are all feeling the same way.

My life now revolves around assignments and tests and nothing else.
I don't even get to play foos anymore.

You can tell how stressful we are when we don't even play foos.

******************************************************


Okay okay. I know.

Man U won the title.

Chelsea drew.
But is because they have no mood anymore.

But you all Man U fans no need to be so FREAKING BOASTFUL la k.

I was already fucking disappointed. And you guys chose the exact moment to piss me off.
Ish.

Uhmm..all of them except *cough cough* ki-yun.
Which was ahem..still very nice.

Chelsea is GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPS LEAGUE OKAY.
I just know they will.

Ps : Chelsea new jersey is REALLY FUGLY.
What's up with their goalkeeper's jersey colour?
Yuck.


What's with the collar?

READ THIS.

I was watching ANTM Cycle 10 today.

And this gal Fatima said that she had undergo circumcision at the young age of 7.
I had no idea what it was so I googled it.

And what I found was something EXTREMELY DISTURBING.
( so disturbing I HAD TO blog about it)

There are many types of female circumcision.
Among the two types I found most disturbing are..

Type III: Infibulation with excision


- procedure involves extensive tissue removal of the external genitalia, including all of the labia minora and the inside of the labia majora. The labia majora are then held together using thorns or stitching.

-In some cases the girl's legs have been tied together for two to six weeks, to prevent her from moving and to allow the healing of the two sides of the vulva.

-Nothing remains but the walls of flesh from the pubis down to the anus, with the exception of an opening at the inferior portion of the vulva to allow urine and menstrual blood to pass through.

Type IV

-harmful procedures to the female genitalia for non-medical purposes, for example, pricking, piercing, incising, scraping and cauterization.

-This includes a diverse range of practices, such as pricking the clitoris with needles, burning or scarring the genitals as well as ripping or tearing of the vagina.

I could have put up real life pictures. But I didn't wanna scare the hell outta you.
Note the last diagram. Everything was stitched up.

o_O

The so called "benefits" for this.

- maintenance of cleanliness

- maintenance of good health

- preservation of virginity

- enhancement of fertility

- prevention of promiscuity

- increase of matrimonial opportunities

- pursuance of aesthetics

- improvement of male sexual performance and pleasure
( wtf..are you kidding me?!)

- promotion of social and political cohesion


Sigh..I feel so sorry for these people.

This thing is most commonly found in Africa. And please bear in mind that those gals ARE FORCED to do so.

Please have some sympathy people.

The Blues.

In case you people missed the match of Chelsea and Liverpool.
I'm here to fill you in. ( I know I'm a lil late)

Gotta tell you that match was a bomb man.

I had to stay out until 5 in the morning because of the extra time and all.
But it was worth it.

Drogba's goal in the first half was no doubt fantastic.
The second half tho' Liverpool was attacking like mad, and in the end they scored.

By the end of the 90 mins I was pretty convinced that both teams will go into penalty.
But then suddenly poof!

ESSIEN SCORED!
But my happiness was quickly drawn away by the lineman's decision.
It was offside.

The goal would have been wonderful though.
Just when I was sulking..

Guess what?
A penalty for Chelsea.

My hopes rose up, and when I saw Lampard was gonna take the penalty I was slightly nervous.
But then he scored.

And I had tears in my eyes because that moment was so touching. And I bet all the Chelsea fans in that stadiun felt that way too. He dedicated that special goal to his beloved mom, Pat Lampard.

And not long after that, Drogba scored again. And by then I was pretty sure Chelsea would win.
The second half of extra time, Babel scored.
I was a lil nervous but then not long after that, the match is over.

And CHELSEA GOT INTO THE FINAL!!!

Avram Grant practically knelt down because he was so happy.

************************************************

Anyway, I was so freaking furious when I read the papers today.

I can't believe West Ham manager actually said those words.

He said he wants MU to win that title and was gonna help them win it.
And sure enough, he stick to his words and MU won 4-1.
It's 4-1 okay.

When I was watching that damn match I was feeling pissed too.
Simply because I know West Ham could have beaten them.

They have beaten MU for a couple of times.
And it was sick to watch that they are giving it all away.

It was so freaking frustrating as the Hammers were Chelsea's only hope.
And they have to blow it away.

Grrrrrr....

It seems like everyone is against Chelsea.

Yes, MU do play very well. But so is Chelsea okay. They, like MU, fought their way up too!!!